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Man Builds Knives to Suit your Needs

Author: administrator

Over at http://www.jkil-cutlery.com, this guy can hand forge a knife out of just about anything. He claims he likes to use old steel because of the quality of it, and says that most steel imported today is currently from over seas and is very poor quality.

U.S. Rep. Fred Upton from St. Joseph southwestern Michigan got legislation passed in the House committe to ban internet sales of Dextromethorphan. Really? This is news? Most DXM abusers are already aware that it’s difficult and next to impossible to procure pure dxm powder.

Dude looks like he could use an 8oz.

Dude looks like he could use an 8oz.




According to Fred Upton:
“The deadly reality is that our teens think that it’s safe to get high off of DXM because it is a common ingredient in cough syrup,” Upton said. “The passage of the DXM bill in the House is an important step in shattering that myth.”

Deadly reality? Cite your sources you flunkie. All educated dxm users are aware that there is no data from clinical experimentation that proves DXM is deadly. Not to mention, who thinks it’s safe just because it’s in cough syrup? And isn’t it reccomended by Dr. Mom?

See?

See?

The article also states:
“7% of the nation’s teens — 1.7 million people — used cough medicines to get high in the past year.”

Ok, if they are using cough syrup to get high, wouldn’t it make more sense to ban cough syrup instead of a research chemical?

This is what’s wrong with the nations law makers today. They have no logic.
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DXM Abuse can cause Acute Smarminess

Author: administrator

This just in. Conclusive evidence supports the theory that dxm use can cause smarmminess. This was pointed out by Maria Herne with the Republican Herald. She pinpointed the characteristics of being smarmy in our very own Site Administrator and concluded that it is likely because that he likely chugs tussin too.
Also dubbed, ‘The Smug Wolf’, the Fourth-Plateau’s Admin dons a smarmy looking avatar and talks down to it’s members with an excessivley suave demeanor.


Yep. Thats that A-Hole Alright.

Yep. That's that A-Hole Alright.


As all us addicts know, the molecules of the dextromethorphan hydrobromide are metabolized into DXO, at which point they become opioid antagonists. I think, I mean, I’m just theorizing here.
Since they also act on the sigma receptors, then we must assume they also act on the receptors that involve down regulation of the sincerity synapses and in turn create a state of smarminess for the abuser.
This is great news for the average dexer. Now there’s no more hanging out on the medicine aisle at your local walgreens to find a trip mate. Just look for someone with a smarmy attitude and demeanor. Wow.
Just think of the possibilities.
Lets see…
Hugh Grant?

Maybe. I mean, he’s not smug by any means, but smarmy he can be.
And we all know this smarmy ladie’s man…
The Smarmminess of smarmy
If tripping with the dead is more of your cup of tea, I suppose you could head out to the cemetary and chug your tuss on the grave site of belated Heath Ledger
Dear Old Heath

Breakthrough’s in scientific discoveries totally kick ass. And being able to put two and two together rocks as well. For example, knowing that teens will be going through hella amounts of cough syrup products once they jump on the monkey’s back and ride him through the darkest parts of hell. This would tell me that the tell tale signs indicative of abuse would be much different than that of reccomended usage. i.e. Looking outside your medicine cabinet for teen OTC drug abuse. But being able to tie smarminess with OTC Drug abuse is just freaking brilliant. Talk about your all time associative of dissociative behavior with associating dissociative abuse to being smarmy.
I can’t wait until the pseudo-psychologically inclined republican herald makes their next big discovery.

Writing Tool for Tussin Brains

Author: administrator

So you like the tussin. Great, no biggie. But having a noggin full of grey matter that looks like swiss cheese can be an insurmountable obstacle sometimes.

“What? I swear mom, you didn’t ask me to take out the trash. Wait, what were we talking about?”

Yep, that’s you alright Olney’s Lesions. But, don’t let a little brain damage prevent you from becoming the next Hemingway. Besides, most of the greatest of the great authors were continuosly sipping tussin, right? Wrong, Maybe Laudulum, or however you spell that magic opium elixir that had even the leatheriest of cowboys singing love songs to their horses in the shadows of the moon.

Your brain on Tussin (with a rat in your skull)

So, back on topic cheese brain. You want to write? Yes? Ok, you totally need to start an authoring catalogue. Keep these journals handy to jot down those fleeting ideas that vaporize in your mind faster than an 8oz’er in the hand of a shoplifter and you will be amazed an how well your brain still works. BECAUSE the authoring catalogue does the remembering for you.

Head on over and Check it out. It’s a nice write up.

http://knol.google.com/k/scott-kilpatrick/creating-a-personal-authoring-catalogue/3w0kwg0n8ttc5/1#

Why do people like Robitussin.

Author: administrator

Well, to be frank, it turns you into a complete, self-humoring moron with the ability to see and feel things as if experiencing them for the first time again. Like, not being able to understand the mechanics of a mirror.

Good Times.

Proof that DXM Makes you Retarded. Well, Temporarily

Once Shana Saw how she looked in the mirror, she was ready to kick her reflection’s ass.

Drug Testing the Welfare Community.

Author: administrator

Yay, finnally the answer to ending the war on drugs. Everyone knows, it’s the poor and jobless that uses drugs, right? Sure, of course it is. Well now, we can drug test them and if they fail, they can no longer buy marijuana to make their miserable lives bearable. Great. Good solution to fixing the problems like the drug wars in mexico and terrorism in the middle east and the financial crisis.

Well, there’s always a way to work the system. A fellow member of the DXM community has found just the answer. Since he can no longer buy steaks and filet mingon to trade for gas money and dope, He has found the path to enlightenment with a little bit of enginutiy.

Since his car is now on E, and he has no money. He walked down the Jr. High, and approached the bicycle rack where he found free transportation. Just as you’re thinking, “Classic”, you gotta realize, most drug dealers have their fair share of stolen bikes. No, he didnt trade it for drugs.

He rode down to his local walmart and jacked a bottle of tussin. “Classic 5 finger discount” Well, almost. He needed to think. We all know that junkies aren’t normal unless their jacked up on robo, right? Right.

Once the tussin kicked in, he realized how to beat the man. He walked over to a coke machine, in plain view of the cameras. Knowing big brother’s eye was on him, he proceeded to mimic trouble with the coke machine. He then walked to customer service and made a scene about the machine stealing his $2.50 (that he didnt have in the first place). The kind black lady at the service desk gave him his money so he would carry his poor stinking rear out of the place. He then proceeds to the convience store across the street and buys him some malt liquor. SCORE for the poor man on welfare.

His atrocity did not end here. Since he had liquid smarts in him from the tussin and liquid courage from the booze, he proceeded to hit up all the other public establishments with the same ploy netting him enough money for a 6′er. Well, knowing that malt liquor gives you more bang for your buck, our good buddy decided that he needed some sticky, icky, killa. AKA Pot, to you non-hipsters.

In a pinch, a pinch is all you need.

In a pinch, a pinch is all you need.

Seeing how pot would cost him at least $20, he devised an even better classic scheme. He headed over to the high school with his 6′er still cold in his backpack, and approached the first schooler he saw with a bob marley T-Shirt and traded his beers for a pinch of the guy’s finest marijuana.

For those of you just getting in the game. You will learn dealer shopping may get your button popped or your wig split. Only approach people wearing tye-die or bob marley get up. If you are looking for acid, look for Jerry Garcia.

For those of you just getting in the game. You will learn dealer shopping may get your button popped or your wig split. Only approach people wearing tye-die or bob marley get up. If you are looking for acid, look for Jerry Garcia.

Talk about your all time high of a high. Getting high off the man is the way to go. Everyone on welfare knows what I’m talking about. It’s a good thing we’re going to start drug testing these morons, because without welfare money, how would they ever get their buzz on? Well, our good pal we will refer to as Owls just gave us our first insight. Thanks buddie, for keeping the buzz free and proving the stupid remain stupid.

So this uneducated staff writer for the republican herald writes,

Rowland advises parents to monitor their prescription drugs as well as the over-the counter medications in their medicine cabinets and talk to their children about the dangers of misusing of these products.

“Keep an eye on what you have in your home. If you see something missing or see something suspicious, investigate it,” she said. “Talk to your kids about this. Most of the time when they experiment with something like this they really are not aware of all the dangers, the things that can happen to them.”

Here’s the deal sis. Once kids realize they can trip off of OTC cough medicine, it will not be as simple as taking a swig from the bottle of tussin that’s been in the medicine cabinet since last Christmas. Most kids steal the tussin from the local drug store. Chug one or more bottles in the parking lot, and toss the empties into the bushes. Don’t be marking the robo with a sharpie now, parents. You need to check under your kid’s bed for a mountain or Robitussin Gel cap bottles. Look in the trash can outside for empty wal-tussin containers. Check under the seat in their car for purchase reciepts. Remember, your kids are smarter than their parents. Especially the kids on Tussin, for they have reached the outerlayer of the astral-sphere and have attained the knowledge of existence.

 

No not that one. Get the Orange Box. Its time release. You will trip balls for like 12 hours.

No not that one. Get the Orange Box. It's time release. You will trip balls for like 12 hours.

The Dextromethorphan Distribution Act of 2009 passed the House Energy and Commerce Committee and is now waiting to be scheduled for a vote on the House floor.  This bill will make it illegal to distribute unfinished dextromethorphan, or DXM, to a person or company not previously registered with the Food and Drug Administration or approved under federal or state law. A similar bill passed the House in 2006 but died in the Senate. But as anyone who uses/abuses OTC Dextromethorphan knows, it’s nearly impossible to get your  hands on raw Dextromethorphan Powder anymore. Gone are the days of fly by night research chemical suppliers who would ship to anyone who owned a credit card.

This makes it safer for teens, right? Sure. It also makes it more profitable for people like wyath who are making a killing on cough suppressant medications.  They should get into the insulin industry considering the mass amounts of sugas being ingested by cough syrup junkies. I see diabetes in their future.

Previously, DXM Hbr has been through clinical trials under the brand name Neurodex, This Time as Zenvia. Patient enrollment has been filled and phase III is about to begin. This trial is designed to compare the effects of Zenvia 30/10 mg, Zenvia 20/10 mg and placebo. Designed to overcome involuntary crying/laughing episodes, this drug has promising results for those with emotional liability, but, if Avanair would have asked the DXM community of the thousands of habitual and occasional users, the answer could have provided easily. All DXM users know that the effects of DXM can easily be used to hide from emotions.