Dude looks like he could use an 8oz.

Deadly reality? Cite your sources you flunkie. All educated dxm users are aware that there is no data from clinical experimentation that proves DXM is deadly. Not to mention, who thinks it’s safe just because it’s in cough syrup? And isn’t it reccomended by Dr. Mom?

See?

The article also states:
“7% of the nation’s teens — 1.7 million people — used cough medicines to get high in the past year.”

Ok, if they are using cough syrup to get high, wouldn’t it make more sense to ban cough syrup instead of a research chemical?

This is what’s wrong with the nations law makers today. They have no logic.
timeshare resale information

Yep. That's that A-Hole Alright.

Breakthrough’s in scientific discoveries totally kick ass. And being able to put two and two together rocks as well. For example, knowing that teens will be going through hella amounts of cough syrup products once they jump on the monkey’s back and ride him through the darkest parts of hell. This would tell me that the tell tale signs indicative of abuse would be much different than that of reccomended usage. i.e. Looking outside your medicine cabinet for teen OTC drug abuse. But being able to tie smarminess with OTC Drug abuse is just freaking brilliant. Talk about your all time associative of dissociative behavior with associating dissociative abuse to being smarmy.
I can’t wait until the pseudo-psychologically inclined republican herald makes their next big discovery.

“What? I swear mom, you didn’t ask me to take out the trash. Wait, what were we talking about?”

Yep, that’s you alright Olney’s Lesions. But, don’t let a little brain damage prevent you from becoming the next Hemingway. Besides, most of the greatest of the great authors were continuosly sipping tussin, right? Wrong, Maybe Laudulum, or however you spell that magic opium elixir that had even the leatheriest of cowboys singing love songs to their horses in the shadows of the moon.

So, back on topic cheese brain. You want to write? Yes? Ok, you totally need to start an authoring catalogue. Keep these journals handy to jot down those fleeting ideas that vaporize in your mind faster than an 8oz’er in the hand of a shoplifter and you will be amazed an how well your brain still works. BECAUSE the authoring catalogue does the remembering for you.

Head on over and Check it out. It’s a nice write up.

http://knol.google.com/k/scott-kilpatrick/creating-a-personal-authoring-catalogue/3w0kwg0n8ttc5/1#

Good Times.

Proof that DXM Makes you Retarded. Well, Temporarily

Once Shana Saw how she looked in the mirror, she was ready to kick her reflection’s ass.

Well, there’s always a way to work the system. A fellow member of the DXM community has found just the answer. Since he can no longer buy steaks and filet mingon to trade for gas money and dope, He has found the path to enlightenment with a little bit of enginutiy.

Since his car is now on E, and he has no money. He walked down the Jr. High, and approached the bicycle rack where he found free transportation. Just as you’re thinking, “Classic”, you gotta realize, most drug dealers have their fair share of stolen bikes. No, he didnt trade it for drugs.

He rode down to his local walmart and jacked a bottle of tussin. “Classic 5 finger discount” Well, almost. He needed to think. We all know that junkies aren’t normal unless their jacked up on robo, right? Right.

Once the tussin kicked in, he realized how to beat the man. He walked over to a coke machine, in plain view of the cameras. Knowing big brother’s eye was on him, he proceeded to mimic trouble with the coke machine. He then walked to customer service and made a scene about the machine stealing his $2.50 (that he didnt have in the first place). The kind black lady at the service desk gave him his money so he would carry his poor stinking rear out of the place. He then proceeds to the convience store across the street and buys him some malt liquor. SCORE for the poor man on welfare.

His atrocity did not end here. Since he had liquid smarts in him from the tussin and liquid courage from the booze, he proceeded to hit up all the other public establishments with the same ploy netting him enough money for a 6′er. Well, knowing that malt liquor gives you more bang for your buck, our good buddy decided that he needed some sticky, icky, killa. AKA Pot, to you non-hipsters.

In a pinch, a pinch is all you need.

Seeing how pot would cost him at least $20, he devised an even better classic scheme. He headed over to the high school with his 6′er still cold in his backpack, and approached the first schooler he saw with a bob marley T-Shirt and traded his beers for a pinch of the guy’s finest marijuana.

For those of you just getting in the game. You will learn dealer shopping may get your button popped or your wig split. Only approach people wearing tye-die or bob marley get up. If you are looking for acid, look for Jerry Garcia.

Talk about your all time high of a high. Getting high off the man is the way to go. Everyone on welfare knows what I’m talking about. It’s a good thing we’re going to start drug testing these morons, because without welfare money, how would they ever get their buzz on? Well, our good pal we will refer to as Owls just gave us our first insight. Thanks buddie, for keeping the buzz free and proving the stupid remain stupid.

Rowland advises parents to monitor their prescription drugs as well as the over-the counter medications in their medicine cabinets and talk to their children about the dangers of misusing of these products.

“Keep an eye on what you have in your home. If you see something missing or see something suspicious, investigate it,” she said. “Talk to your kids about this. Most of the time when they experiment with something like this they really are not aware of all the dangers, the things that can happen to them.”

Here’s the deal sis. Once kids realize they can trip off of OTC cough medicine, it will not be as simple as taking a swig from the bottle of tussin that’s been in the medicine cabinet since last Christmas. Most kids steal the tussin from the local drug store. Chug one or more bottles in the parking lot, and toss the empties into the bushes. Don’t be marking the robo with a sharpie now, parents. You need to check under your kid’s bed for a mountain or Robitussin Gel cap bottles. Look in the trash can outside for empty wal-tussin containers. Check under the seat in their car for purchase reciepts. Remember, your kids are smarter than their parents. Especially the kids on Tussin, for they have reached the outerlayer of the astral-sphere and have attained the knowledge of existence.

No not that one. Get the Orange Box. It's time release. You will trip balls for like 12 hours.

This makes it safer for teens, right? Sure. It also makes it more profitable for people like wyath who are making a killing on cough suppressant medications.  They should get into the insulin industry considering the mass amounts of sugas being ingested by cough syrup junkies. I see diabetes in their future.