Mar
31
2009
DXM Abuse can cause Acute Smarminess
Author: administratorThis just in. Conclusive evidence supports the theory that dxm use can cause smarmminess. This was pointed out by Maria Herne with the Republican Herald. She pinpointed the characteristics of being smarmy in our very own Site Administrator and concluded that it is likely because that he likely chugs tussin too.
Also dubbed, ‘The Smug Wolf’, the Fourth-Plateau’s Admin dons a smarmy looking avatar and talks down to it’s members with an excessivley suave demeanor.
Yep. That's that A-Hole Alright.
As all us addicts know, the molecules of the dextromethorphan hydrobromide are metabolized into DXO, at which point they become opioid antagonists. I think, I mean, I’m just theorizing here.
Since they also act on the sigma receptors, then we must assume they also act on the receptors that involve down regulation of the sincerity synapses and in turn create a state of smarminess for the abuser.
This is great news for the average dexer. Now there’s no more hanging out on the medicine aisle at your local walgreens to find a trip mate. Just look for someone with a smarmy attitude and demeanor. Wow.
Just think of the possibilities.
Lets see…
Hugh Grant?
Maybe. I mean, he’s not smug by any means, but smarmy he can be.
And we all know this smarmy ladie’s man…
If tripping with the dead is more of your cup of tea, I suppose you could head out to the cemetary and chug your tuss on the grave site of belated Heath Ledger
Breakthrough’s in scientific discoveries totally kick ass. And being able to put two and two together rocks as well. For example, knowing that teens will be going through hella amounts of cough syrup products once they jump on the monkey’s back and ride him through the darkest parts of hell. This would tell me that the tell tale signs indicative of abuse would be much different than that of reccomended usage. i.e. Looking outside your medicine cabinet for teen OTC drug abuse. But being able to tie smarminess with OTC Drug abuse is just freaking brilliant. Talk about your all time associative of dissociative behavior with associating dissociative abuse to being smarmy.
I can’t wait until the pseudo-psychologically inclined republican herald makes their next big discovery.
Tags: Maria Herne, OTC Drug Abuse
March 31st, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Wow….What a comeback. Smarminess…I like that word.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I’m sure the Republican Herald is a fine publication, and that journalistic integrity is paramount amongst its employees… But perhaps the lady in question should take a look at the views presented to her instead of disregarding them and stooping to insults. It seems to me that the key to learning about any particular issue is looking at the issue from different perspectives. The online DXM community could be a valuable source to this end. Unless, of course, you have decided what view to take before even looking at the issue - not that a wonderful institution such as the Herald would take such a mindless course of action.
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:29 am
Fraggin, on second though you are a hudge faggot to even try to respond to merlile ghenfries post in any sensible fashion. For you are a giant faggot with forboddon testicles
April 19th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Incredible site!
April 20th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Great site, Good info on DXM. Yay brother, you rock.
May 1st, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Great work, well researched
May 10th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I love it! That is way cool man! The steps weren’t that complicated too, which is great.
May 12th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Great site, Good info
May 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
It is the coolest site,keep so!
May 14th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
thanks !! very helpful post!
May 21st, 2009 at 10:11 am
Thanks for the review! I want to say - thank you for this!
June 4th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Hi, good post. I have been wondering about this issue,so thanks for posting.