So this uneducated staff writer for the republican herald writes,

Rowland advises parents to monitor their prescription drugs as well as the over-the counter medications in their medicine cabinets and talk to their children about the dangers of misusing of these products.

“Keep an eye on what you have in your home. If you see something missing or see something suspicious, investigate it,” she said. “Talk to your kids about this. Most of the time when they experiment with something like this they really are not aware of all the dangers, the things that can happen to them.”

Here’s the deal sis. Once kids realize they can trip off of OTC cough medicine, it will not be as simple as taking a swig from the bottle of tussin that’s been in the medicine cabinet since last Christmas. Most kids steal the tussin from the local drug store. Chug one or more bottles in the parking lot, and toss the empties into the bushes. Don’t be marking the robo with a sharpie now, parents. You need to check under your kid’s bed for a mountain or Robitussin Gel cap bottles. Look in the trash can outside for empty wal-tussin containers. Check under the seat in their car for purchase reciepts. Remember, your kids are smarter than their parents. Especially the kids on Tussin, for they have reached the outerlayer of the astral-sphere and have attained the knowledge of existence.

 

No not that one. Get the Orange Box. Its time release. You will trip balls for like 12 hours.

No not that one. Get the Orange Box. It's time release. You will trip balls for like 12 hours.

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13 Responses to “Maria Herne writes “Danger lurks in medications””

  1. DXMom Says:

    Hi, I recently found 14 bottles of “Robitussin Long-Acting Gel Capsules” under my daughters bed… I am assuming that she is abusing over the counter drugs. What dangers are involved with this? She has been acting very slow lately and I originally assumed she was using inhalents.

  2. administrator Says:

    Same dangers as involved with any recreational drug use.

  3. Maria herne Says:

    How dare you call me uneducated you smarmy a-hole. I guess you would know about chugging tussin you probably do it

  4. administrator Says:

    The Dextroverse has good things to say about Maria Herne’s article as well.
    http://www.dextroverse.org/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=15&t=65666

  5. Maria herne Says:

    What a joke. “Administrator.” How sad. Another out of work writer or hack writer clinging desperately to a forum to air their pathetic views. Have another Nyquil, loser.
    Hope you get brain damage and die

  6. administrator Says:

    Nyquil isn’t my fave. It has nasties that can kill you. There are OTC cough medicines out there formulated Just For Tripping Kids. Why else would they be Grape or Orange Flavored and taste extremely yummy? If you want a good story, and aren’t too lazy to do YOUR OWN foot work, you should investigate why Wyeth makes their gel caps in perfect pocket sized bottles with perfect 300mg incriments of tripping convienence. Hack Writer. LOL. I’m a plumber silly.

  7. xerox Says:

    rofl @ dumb bitch journalist. I swear about 90% of these dxm stories are re-writes from other sites reproducing the same bull shit and giving parents the save precautions and advice. I call plagiarism!

  8. mama owl Says:

    My son owls started abusing cough medicine when he was 15 years old. That eventually led to a profound meth addiction. Nowdays he enjoys drinking cheap beer and eating whatever pill he can get his hands on. Even though he is a complete loser I love him very much and would like him to get better. I don’t want him to end up in jail again or further damage his brain. Is there any hope for my dear owlet?

  9. eXeYed id Says:

    mama maria says: “Have another Nyquil, loser. Hope you get brain damage and die” madame herne posted that on april 1st. clearlY she was offering a friendlY fools ruse, right? i couldn’t imagine a responsible journalist (pardon the oXYmoron) indulging in such ignominious banter unless poised for whimsY. though i do wonder which is the fool: the composer or the composed?

  10. sharplee Says:

    i heard miss herne’s name is an anagram for “herniae ram”. don’t know if that’s of any use. just a heads up.

    s

  11. owls Says:

    why the fuck was my comment deleted? i hope you die in a car accident FAGGIN

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