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This just in. Conclusive evidence supports the theory that dxm use can cause smarmminess. This was pointed out by Maria Herne with the Republican Herald. She pinpointed the characteristics of being smarmy in our very own Site Administrator and concluded that it is likely because that he likely chugs tussin too.
Also dubbed, ‘The Smug Wolf’, the Fourth-Plateau’s Admin dons a smarmy looking avatar and talks down to it’s members with an excessivley suave demeanor.

As all us addicts know, the molecules of the dextromethorphan hydrobromide are metabolized into DXO, at which point they become opioid antagonists. I think, I mean, I’m just theorizing here.
Since they also act on the sigma receptors, then we must assume they also act on the receptors that involve down regulation of the sincerity synapses and in turn create a state of smarminess for the abuser.
This is great news for the average dexer. Now there’s no more hanging out on the medicine aisle at your local walgreens to find a trip mate. Just look for someone with a smarmy attitude and demeanor. Wow.
Just think of the possibilities.
Lets see…
Hugh Grant?

Maybe. I mean, he’s not smug by any means, but smarmy he can be.
And we all know this smarmy ladie’s man…

If tripping with the dead is more of your cup of tea, I suppose you could head out to the cemetary and chug your tuss on the grave site of belated Heath Ledger

Breakthrough’s in scientific discoveries totally kick ass. And being able to put two and two together rocks as well. For example, knowing that teens will be going through hella amounts of cough syrup products once they jump on the monkey’s back and ride him through the darkest parts of hell. This would tell me that the tell tale signs indicative of abuse would be much different than that of reccomended usage. i.e. Looking outside your medicine cabinet for teen OTC drug abuse. But being able to tie smarminess with OTC Drug abuse is just freaking brilliant. Talk about your all time associative of dissociative behavior with associating dissociative abuse to being smarmy.
I can’t wait until the pseudo-psychologically inclined republican herald makes their next big discovery.

Tags: Maria Herne, OTC Drug Abuse
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So you like the tussin. Great, no biggie. But having a noggin full of grey matter that looks like swiss cheese can be an insurmountable obstacle sometimes.

“What? I swear mom, you didn’t ask me to take out the trash. Wait, what were we talking about?”

Yep, that’s you alright Olney’s Lesions. But, don’t let a little brain damage prevent you from becoming the next Hemingway. Besides, most of the greatest of the great authors were continuosly sipping tussin, right? Wrong, Maybe Laudulum, or however you spell that magic opium elixir that had even the leatheriest of cowboys singing love songs to their horses in the shadows of the moon.

So, back on topic cheese brain. You want to write? Yes? Ok, you totally need to start an authoring catalogue. Keep these journals handy to jot down those fleeting ideas that vaporize in your mind faster than an 8oz’er in the hand of a shoplifter and you will be amazed an how well your brain still works. BECAUSE the authoring catalogue does the remembering for you.

Head on over and Check it out. It’s a nice write up.

http://knol.google.com/k/scott-kilpatrick/creating-a-personal-authoring-catalogue/3w0kwg0n8ttc5/1#

Tags: Maria Herne, Tussin
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So this uneducated staff writer for the republican herald writes,

Rowland advises parents to monitor their prescription drugs as well as the over-the counter medications in their medicine cabinets and talk to their children about the dangers of misusing of these products.

“Keep an eye on what you have in your home. If you see something missing or see something suspicious, investigate it,” she said. “Talk to your kids about this. Most of the time when they experiment with something like this they really are not aware of all the dangers, the things that can happen to them.”

Here’s the deal sis. Once kids realize they can trip off of OTC cough medicine, it will not be as simple as taking a swig from the bottle of tussin that’s been in the medicine cabinet since last Christmas. Most kids steal the tussin from the local drug store. Chug one or more bottles in the parking lot, and toss the empties into the bushes. Don’t be marking the robo with a sharpie now, parents. You need to check under your kid’s bed for a mountain or Robitussin Gel cap bottles. Look in the trash can outside for empty wal-tussin containers. Check under the seat in their car for purchase reciepts. Remember, your kids are smarter than their parents. Especially the kids on Tussin, for they have reached the outerlayer of the astral-sphere and have attained the knowledge of existence.

 

Tags: Maria Herne, medicine. Republican Herald, otc abuse, robo tripping, teens abuse cough
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