Mar
26
2009
Well, to be frank, it turns you into a complete, self-humoring moron with the ability to see and feel things as if experiencing them for the first time again. Like, not being able to understand the mechanics of a mirror.
Good Times.
Proof that DXM Makes you Retarded. Well, Temporarily
Once Shana Saw how she looked in the mirror, she was ready to kick her reflection’s ass.
Mar
26
2009
Yay, finnally the answer to ending the war on drugs. Everyone knows, it’s the poor and jobless that uses drugs, right? Sure, of course it is. Well now, we can drug test them and if they fail, they can no longer buy marijuana to make their miserable lives bearable. Great. Good solution to fixing the problems like the drug wars in mexico and terrorism in the middle east and the financial crisis.
Well, there’s always a way to work the system. A fellow member of the DXM community has found just the answer. Since he can no longer buy steaks and filet mingon to trade for gas money and dope, He has found the path to enlightenment with a little bit of enginutiy.
Since his car is now on E, and he has no money. He walked down the Jr. High, and approached the bicycle rack where he found free transportation. Just as you’re thinking, “Classic”, you gotta realize, most drug dealers have their fair share of stolen bikes. No, he didnt trade it for drugs.
He rode down to his local walmart and jacked a bottle of tussin. “Classic 5 finger discount” Well, almost. He needed to think. We all know that junkies aren’t normal unless their jacked up on robo, right? Right.
Once the tussin kicked in, he realized how to beat the man. He walked over to a coke machine, in plain view of the cameras. Knowing big brother’s eye was on him, he proceeded to mimic trouble with the coke machine. He then walked to customer service and made a scene about the machine stealing his $2.50 (that he didnt have in the first place). The kind black lady at the service desk gave him his money so he would carry his poor stinking rear out of the place. He then proceeds to the convience store across the street and buys him some malt liquor. SCORE for the poor man on welfare.
His atrocity did not end here. Since he had liquid smarts in him from the tussin and liquid courage from the booze, he proceeded to hit up all the other public establishments with the same ploy netting him enough money for a 6′er. Well, knowing that malt liquor gives you more bang for your buck, our good buddy decided that he needed some sticky, icky, killa. AKA Pot, to you non-hipsters.
In a pinch, a pinch is all you need.
Seeing how pot would cost him at least $20, he devised an even better classic scheme. He headed over to the high school with his 6′er still cold in his backpack, and approached the first schooler he saw with a bob marley T-Shirt and traded his beers for a pinch of the guy’s finest marijuana.
For those of you just getting in the game. You will learn dealer shopping may get your button popped or your wig split. Only approach people wearing tye-die or bob marley get up. If you are looking for acid, look for Jerry Garcia.
Talk about your all time high of a high. Getting high off the man is the way to go. Everyone on welfare knows what I’m talking about. It’s a good thing we’re going to start drug testing these morons, because without welfare money, how would they ever get their buzz on? Well, our good pal we will refer to as Owls just gave us our first insight. Thanks buddie, for keeping the buzz free and proving the stupid remain stupid.
Mar
26
2009
The Dextromethorphan Distribution Act of 2009 passed the House Energy and Commerce Committee and is now waiting to be scheduled for a vote on the House floor. This bill will make it illegal to distribute unfinished dextromethorphan, or DXM, to a person or company not previously registered with the Food and Drug Administration or approved under federal or state law. A similar bill passed the House in 2006 but died in the Senate. But as anyone who uses/abuses OTC Dextromethorphan knows, it’s nearly impossible to get your hands on raw Dextromethorphan Powder anymore. Gone are the days of fly by night research chemical suppliers who would ship to anyone who owned a credit card.
This makes it safer for teens, right? Sure. It also makes it more profitable for people like wyath who are making a killing on cough suppressant medications. They should get into the insulin industry considering the mass amounts of sugas being ingested by cough syrup junkies. I see diabetes in their future.
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